Top 10 Rejected Mid-Sized Groups

Last night at the potluck/program remembering the past 8 1/2 years of the ministry God gave me at New Covenant, my friend and executive pastor, Kim Pagel, shared the "Top 10 Rejected 'High-Tech' Adult Bible Fellowships."  (An Adult Bible Fellowship (ABF) is a mid-sized community group that meets on Sundays in New Covenant's building.)  Kim set this up as if these were my ideas - which made it pretty funny - but in reality these were just to add some humor to the evening. (In other words, I never came up with any of these ideas - although I wish I could claim I did come up with a couple of them!).

So for some laughs, here are Kim's "Top 10 Rejected High Tech ABF Ideas"

 10.    RSS Feed ABF – Subscribe to all your favorite Bible teachers, podcasts and websites.
9.      Blogger ABF – The best Bible lessons that no one ever reads!
8.      E-mail ABF – Are you kidding me! E-mail is so yesterday! If you wish to unsubscribe from this ABF, reply to this e-mail with the word "unsubscribe" in the subject line.
7.      iABF – There’s an app for that!
6.      Texting ABF – G2CU! GRWG! GTG.  =)  (Translation: Good to see you! Get right with God! Got to go.)
5.      Satellite Dish ABF – For $19.95 per month you get the All ABF Channel with discipleship 24 hours a day!
4.      Chat Room ABF – Share prayer requests with someone named ChurchLady584
3.      Fantasy Team ABF – Draft your teacher, leadership team and fellow class members from the web-based church directory!
2.      Facebook ABF – Send an invite to 1200 of your closest friends.
1.      Twitter ABF – Tweet deep theological truths 140 characters at a time.

Here's hoping most of these don't catch on...

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