Sunday, May 31, 2009

Music Nerd Joke

Okay, so I was a music major in college, and thus find this joke absolutely hilarious.  If you don't understand it, that's okay, but for the 2 or 3 people out there who appreciate humor like this, here you go! (Thanks to Chad and Tye for sharing it!)

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C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me.I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.

Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

A Pixar Church

Pixar has released another masterpiece, at least according to reviews.  (My own favorite review site gave it 4 out 4 stars. They also had an interview with Up's director, Pete Docter, that might interest you.) A couple of days ago, in conjunction with the release of Up, Google News picked up this story about Pixar.  As I read it, I couldn't help but think that the Church needs to not just be more like Pixar, but set the trend in servant leadership, humility, and selfless giving:

"[D]espite the fact that [some of the famous previously named Pixar directors] won two Oscars apiece, ego or competitiveness never seem to get in the way of putting out a singular product.

"We kind of sit with them, and kind of hammer it out together, and we do the same with their films," says Rivera, of the scripting, film and fine-tuning processes.

"Everybody is very selfless about wanting to make the movies as best they can, even if they're not immediately involved with them," adds Docter.

It's a point that feels especially relevant in a time of collapsing industries and increasing free agency and layoffs. Pixar's success reminds us that we need to get back to a place where we've all got one another's backs."

I am very thankful I work at a "Pixar" church!  It's great being with staff who don't care who gets the credit, as long as the Kingdom is advancing in people's lives.  They work hard (probably too hard!), but they aren't trying to position themselves for accolades, awards, promotions, and more.  Oh, that it was this way everwhere!

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Helping yourself to find a job

Since I have a few friends looking for work, I thought there might be someone out there who would find this article from Relevant Magazine helpful.

Thursday, April 09, 2009

A Simple Tribute to Grandpa Rice

Teachers rate pretty high with me.  Maybe it's because my mom was a teacher for most of her adult life.  Or maybe it's because my wife has a math ed. degree.  Regardless, I have always admired teachers who can take complex things and explain them in simple terms.

Carl Raymond Augustus Rice understood complex things.  He worked on the Manhattan Project.  He shared a patent on an ion separator.  He retired as an Industrial Engineer with McDonnell Douglas.  He could talk about Pascal's Line as easily as many people talk about their children.

But when I met Carl Rice in the summer of 1993, I did not immediately think of him as a complex man.  The manner of his handshake, his greeting, and immediate acceptance of me (even though I was romantically pursuing his granddaughter at the time!) led me to believe he was a genuinely simple man, one worthy of being called "Grandpa" by many, even by a non-family member like me.

Grandpa loved complex things, but he always found simple enjoyment in them.  For instance, he could identify many species of birds, whether by sight or sound alone, something that seems complex to me, but it was simply enjoyable to Grandpa (maybe that is why two of his granddaughters married men with the last name of Bird).

Grandpa could take a complex meal of meat, potatoes, vegetable, salad, bread, and more and make it simple - just mix it all up into one mash on his plate.  "It all goes in the same pit!"

This amazing mind that could see through logical fallacies better than I could see through clean windows loved coming back to simple sayings designed to elicit laughs - "I haven't eaten since the last time!"

Games were a favorite for Grandpa.  Just when you thought he was winding down late at night, he'd suddenly say "How about a game!"  And it was always the "Bound to Win" team against the "Can't Be Beat".  Yes, Grandpa was a simple man in all the right ways.

Because he possessed such a great mind for complex things, and yet had a simple enjoyment of life and people, Grandpa couldn't help himself - he had to teach.  He taught Physics and Math for a couple of years, but the teaching environment he thrived in most was his 6th grade Sunday School class.  Grandpa loved taking the complex ideas of theology and Scripture and making them simple enough for budding young minds to grasp.  For over 25 years, Grandpa taught the 6th grade boys Sunday School class at the Greenville Free Methodist Church.  But he didn't just teach the class and pass them on.  He stayed involved in the boys' lives.  He knew where they went to college.  He attended their weddings.  He told corny  jokes to their kids.

There were other teaching environments, as well.  Grandpa and Grandma hosted a college Bible study for students from Greenville College at their lake home for many years.  Grandpa loved taking a grandchild or great grandchild out on the lake in the fishing boat where they would be a captive audience to his stories of growing up in South Africa and the lessons he'd learned through life.  And of course, there were always teaching moments at the game table - whether it was Skip-Bo, Five Straight, or Boppity-Bop-Bop.

People can be complex.  Their pasts, personalities, and passions can deeply affect who they are.  Yet Grandpa loved them.  If you were breathing, Grandpa wanted to like you.  You weren't complex to him - it was simple.

As I sat through Grandpa's funeral on Tuesday laughing with my wife's extended family at the stories told, or tearing up over a touching moment, one thing became very, very clear about Grandpa.  This complex man who knew so many complex things had many passions in life (if alliterated they would be family, fishing, friends, food, and fun) yet one passion rang out over all of them.  The center of Grandpa's life was simple - it was Jesus.

Greg Groves, the minister who gave the message during the service used 1 Thessalonians 2:7-8 as his key passage.  It was very fitting to have Greg speaking because he had been one of those 6th grade boys so many years ago learning under the teaching of Carl Raymond Augustus Rice.  And now Greg is the youth pastor at the church where one of Grandpa Rice's great-grand-daughters is in the youth group.  Greg saw Grandpa throughout the years living out 1 Thessalonians 2:7-8:

"[W]e were gentle among you, like a mother caring for her little children. We loved you so much that we were delighted to share with you not only the gospel of God but our lives as well, because you had become so dear to us."

Grandpa truly share his life.  Whether it was with his wife of almost 65 years, or leading a group of 6th graders to Chicago, or hosting a collection of college students, or engaging his grandkids and great-grandkids in another game, Grandpa shared his life.  And in the process of sharing his life, he shared Jesus.  Grandpa loved to tell people the gospel, but he didn't have to.  He lived it.

There is so much more I could share about Grandpa, but that would make this post too complex and deny the message I want to convey.  Grandpa possessed an amazing mind and a capacity to learn that he held onto until the very end before a heart attack and stroke claimed his body.  But it is not his complexity that will be remembered.  It was his simplicity.  His "simpleness" had a power to it - a power that could befriend you, encourage you, rebuke you, and forgive you, all in one sentence.

Carl Raymond Augustus Rice:  husband, father, grandfather, great-grandfather, friend, teacher, game player, fisherman, engineer, mathematician, reader, but most of all - disciple of Jesus.

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Jonah echoes

It was kind of fun reading a brief article about Jonah after preaching about it myself this past Sunday.  For anyone who missed my message, this article can serve as a short summary - then you don't have to listen to me for half an hour! :o)

Getting the Word Out about a Persecuted Christian

I've been extremely busy, so I haven't had the time to blog (nor read blogs).  And I don't feel like I really have the time right now, but this one seemed much more urgent than one of my normal blog posts.

A friend emailed me about the following website.  I was so moved that I felt that in the very least I needed to use my tiny blog to help spread the word.


Be sure to also click on the link at that site to read about the torture this Chinese Christian lawyer endured back in 2007.  And I feel comfortable sharing about this because reputable organizations like Voice of the Martyrs are talking about it.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Visualizing the Economic Stimulus Package

I saw this several weeks ago and emailed a reminder to myself to post about it.  I just now saw the email buried in my inbox, but I thought it still worthy enough of posting - but better late than never!

Friday, March 06, 2009

300 Web 2.0 sites

The "300" in the title does not mean 300 website links.  I'm making note that this is my 300th post since using Blogger.  Not quite sure this is worthy of being the monumental 300th post, but oh well.  I don't have time to wax eloquent right now.

I've come across some new websites lately that I thought would be of interest to some young adults.  So here are the links:

WeSeed - I saw this a couple of days ago.  I intended to look into it more for my own curiosity, but I'm thinking now I won't have time.  But if you are like me and don't know tons about the stock market, this might be a fun and risk-free way to learn.

ChaCha - A friend told me about this one.  With ChaCha, you send any question in a text message to 242-242 ("cha-cha") and a real live human being texts back an answer.  I tried it a couple of times.  The first answer was spot on, the second one left a little to be desired (but I admit it was a bit of a trick question if the person who got it was a non-Christian).  This could come in handy at certain times.  But please don't use it to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.  And if some of you are desperate for money, you can even become a ChaCha guide and get paid to answer people's questions!

TaTango - Another friend told me about this one.  I've seen other group texting sites before, but none that offer "free" like this one.  I was thinking it might work out for the new BE[cause] ABF we started here at New Covenant for young single twentysomethings, but turns out we already have this functionality built in to some software we use.  But perhaps it might be useful to someone out there.  Happy Text Messaging!

Thursday, February 26, 2009

The Archaic Thinking of an AP Christian

I saw this article on how the Associated Press is trying to sue All Headline News for stealing "hot news".  The opinion of the article is that the AP is operating on an archaic worldview, but times have changed, and they need to change their thinking about what is "hot news" and their property.

As I finished the short article, I couldn't help but wonder what old paradigms the Church (or maybe my church or - even more importantly - me) still thinks within while the world around has changed.  Clearly the Church MUST be doing this based on the number of books, articles, and conferences out there that address this issue.  But I am part of the Church as a follower of Jesus.  So in what areas am I still thinking with a 1989 mindset when the world around me is in 2009?

I don't really know.  I have always been fascinated with culture ever since serving in Venezuela for 2 years, and so I consider myself somewhat of a student of culture.  I may not necessarily see all the films shaping culture, or know all the latest music releases, or join every social network out there, or where the latest fashions, but I watch it enough to know what's going on for the most part.  But I still can't help but wonder if my "Christian" upbringing has me thinking in a way that is not necessarily biblical and keeps me from fully understanding and engaging the culture with the important "hot news" (that is definitely cross-cultural) that Jesus died on a cross for the forgiveness of sins.

Since I rarely get comments on my posts, I'm not expecting a lot of input, but I'm just wondering if anyone has been able to see an area they were thinking with an archaic paradigm and were able to change it.  To hear the stories of others might help me figure out if I'm unknowingly doing this.  Because I don't want to be an AP Christian.

Leaving Postmodernism Behind and "Alter"ing the future.

I was slightly behind the times in hearing about postmodernism several years ago, but not this time around! If you, too, want to appear cool and cutting edge, then simply pronounce postmodernism as dead and declare that we are now entering "Altermodernism".

All of your co-workers will be jealous that you are so in touch with culture and are already embracing the future.  But pretty soon, someone else will announce we are in some other "modern" area and you'll already be out of style. So enjoy these next 2 weeks of über-coolism!